World Cup Willies
Good luck to our lads as they fly off to win the World Cup! Notice the immense optimism! After thumping Jamaica – of course, we can win with our new super striker Peter Crouch. Can this be the same striker who went half a season without scoring a goal? Who needs Wayne Rooney anyway!! If you believe the Press we can win the tournament – did I see a pig fly past? No it was just 2 jags Prescott on another freebie.
No doubt reality will strike on Saturday – England are notorious slow starters at World Cups so we might struggle to gain points against Paraguay. We will beat T & T in the next, and I am sure T & T will be on the plane back home pretty quickly with their G & Ts. Sweden – how long since we have beaten them? – well too long for sure. I suspect we might draw!
From there on, it will be plain sailing to the Final – Wayne Rooney will appear as a substitute and score a hatrick! Sven will then have to decide who to play: legs eleven Crouch or Mickey Rooney. David Beckham will have been red carded and will have to miss 2 matches. Sven will then be playing 4 1 3 3. Owen Hargreaves in the holding mid-field role; Lampard, Gerrard and Cole in mid-field and our 3 Galacticos: Crouch, Rooney and Owen up front.
Who will we play en route to the Final? France, Germany, Portugal, Brazil. Really nothing to worry about is there? In the Final we will win 4 -2 against the Germans – deja vu or a dream?
Stumble it!Well we are through to the next round! But what a struggle? Surely our performance must improve? Otherwise I can see a quick exit from the competition. Well that is not all bad news then - the property market is dead! We hope it is due to the nation's interest.....click title for details
Oh no another bad week of business as the nation is besotted by the England World Cup progress as we march onto to another triumph. I know this is not a universal opinion but I thought there was big improvement in the performance yesterday - real signs that the team is.....click title for details
